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What do you like to do after sex?

58 replies

nickytwotimes · 05/06/2008 11:37

Personally, i like a cup of tea and a biscuit in bed with dh/whoever (lol!).

What about you lot?

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Meeely2 · 05/06/2008 14:11

wee, wash, sleep....

PinkTulips · 05/06/2008 14:11

sleep.

if during the day, smoke and a cuppa.

of more sex answers. dp's limit seems to be once every 24 hours i do miss proper shag sessions

Meeely2 · 05/06/2008 14:11

sorry, wee, wash, don pants to catch dribbles, sleep

FruitynNutty · 05/06/2008 14:12

LMAO foxy , Imagine what poor DP thinks then! ha ha

joash · 05/06/2008 14:12

If I have had enough and don't want more - SLEEP

kama · 05/06/2008 14:13

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HuwEdwards · 05/06/2008 14:13

close the stable door and go home.

nailpolish · 05/06/2008 14:15

LOL Fio

i ahve a friend who has to immediately wash in the shower

i find it quite sad

nickytwotimes · 05/06/2008 14:16

Huw

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LynetteScavo · 05/06/2008 14:27

Why has no one invented some soaky-upy freshener feminine hygene thing for after sex?

DrNortherner · 05/06/2008 14:29

aybe you should Lynette - I'd love to see that pitch on dragon's den

LynetteScavo · 05/06/2008 14:31

I'm already imagining the TV ad'!

joash · 05/06/2008 14:33

I have a friend who has to wash immediately before and after sex - and she makes the other person do the same. I find that totally wierd and surely it sort of kills-the-moment.

PinkTulips · 05/06/2008 14:54

lynette, they're called baby wipes

Marne · 05/06/2008 15:01

Sleep

kama · 05/06/2008 15:02

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SoupKitchen · 05/06/2008 15:23

get up and start my day

notjustmom · 05/06/2008 15:27

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expatinscotland · 05/06/2008 15:28

go to sleep

joash · 05/06/2008 15:29

how to avoid 'jizz' on the bedding?
Shag on the sofa, or footstool, or table

nailpolish · 05/06/2008 15:30

its only jizz ffs. sex is a messy business, but worth it imo

i would be upset if my dh immediately got up to wash himself down

joash · 05/06/2008 15:31

I always make sure it ends up on his side anyway, and if its on my side - I swap

SoupKitchen · 05/06/2008 15:32

everyone seem to be evening people, switch to mornings and gtting up and showering is then the normal run of things

nailpolish · 05/06/2008 15:33

morning is my favourite time too but its when small children are most likely to wander in

BibiThree · 05/06/2008 15:34

I'd like to cuddle and fall asleep in post-coital bliss....

unfortunately I have to wash straight away or I get a reaction to the ... aherm ... jizz and have a terrible itch for days. Horribly unromantic though.

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