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My Mr wears False Tan !

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BrazilianBumBum · 31/08/2025 02:03

This gives me the ick…
Am I alone?

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namechangedforvalidreasons · 31/08/2025 03:38

Tbh am glad this isn’t AIBU or you’d just get pelters for calling him your Mister 😂 I might adopt it, kinda retro. Does he self-tan or is he down the booths? I can’t decide what’s better/worse. I suppose it’s your ick to have!

Is he a body builder? How did you just find this out? Is he spookily pale without it? Does he only do it for summer? So he’s not pasty? I am not into men who’re super into their looks if I’m honest, but it’s also not the ickiest I’ve ever heard.

Rightandwrong · 31/08/2025 04:08

Well tbh I'm not a fan of fake tan on women either so yes I'd find a guy having one pretty unattractive.

Goldfish93 · 31/08/2025 04:48

This isn't the same Mr who wears thongs is it?

whoboo · 31/08/2025 04:53

Do you find yourself with golden patches when he gets amorous?

BrazilianBumBum · 01/09/2025 23:28

@Goldfish93 You know me 😝

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BrazilianBumBum · 01/09/2025 23:31

He had skin cancer and has resorted to the creams with tan in. But why I ask and yes I told him I no likey :-)

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Beachtastic · 01/09/2025 23:32

I'd draw the line at false eyelashes I think.

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