A married man tried to seduce me the other night.

[Carmenere]

Ha! I'd imagine I've cured him of his wandering eye
I was on a work trip to a swanky resort in a hot country and as it was all inclusive everyone drank far, far, far too much. I ended up in this blokes room (I had left my hat on the beach earlier on in the day and he had picked it up for me and he was leaving first thing so I had to get it iyswim - I am not in the habit of going to drunk married mens hotel rooms)
He is terribly handsome, witty and sucessful and apparently he is even famous in his country so he was quite suprised when I wasn't forthcoming with the nookie, I'd imagine he is used to getting it what he wants. Instead I lectured counselled him on his evident marriage problems until he was in tears and then left.

Carmenere

I am one of the few MNers privileged to have met the alternative to the drunken idiot.

There is no competition, so your job was made a tad easier.

I think we may have introduced the word "ride" into the MN vernacular.

he probably had a 3 in. penis, anyhow.

Yes Bree, I wasn't that tempted tbh, although it is always nice to be asked.......
Am off to start a thread inaugurating 'ride' into the mn vernacular.

And expat, yes particularly as he he had drunk even more than me I'd imagine there was a bit more enthusiasm than opportunity at play.