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I am mortified !

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Rita44 · 18/02/2025 08:11

So first of all this has never happened to me before. I’ve been with my partner 10 months and when we have sex in certain positions I fart. Sorry there’s no sugar coating it but I am mortified as this has never happened to me and I’m so embarrassed. I’m looking for advice please as to why it’s happened and how to stop it . TIA

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babasaclover · 18/02/2025 08:11

Does he care? If not then just laugh it off 😂

hairyunicorn · 18/02/2025 08:11

fanny fart or proper fart ?

Headingtowardsdivorce · 18/02/2025 08:12

Just means you're relaxed and enjoying it!

Applesandpears0 · 18/02/2025 08:18

It’s completly normal; guys really don’t care.

my ex shit on me during one over zealous playtime - she was mortified, I laughed, then when she realised I didn’t care she was fine!

Doggymummar · 18/02/2025 08:20

My friend threw up on her partner when on top of him rather exuberantly! He still married her.

Rita44 · 18/02/2025 08:35

It was a fanny fart and I’m mortified

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babasaclover · 18/02/2025 09:08

Rita44 · 18/02/2025 08:35

It was a fanny fart and I’m mortified

That don't even count don't worry about it 🤷‍♀️

ShushImTalking · 18/02/2025 09:10

Completely normal. Fanny trump. Have a laugh and don't stress. 😉

Glorybox2025 · 18/02/2025 09:12

A fanny fart isn't a fart. It doesn't smell. It happens when you're having enthusiastic sex usually in positions that air can be pushed in such as doggy. Avoid doggy if it bothers you. Decent men will laugh or ignore it depending on how you respond. My DH finds them hilarious and actively tries to make me do it sometimes 😆

Karatema · 18/02/2025 09:17

Occasionally, my DH relaxes me so much I fart fart as well as fanny fart! He knows he's done an excellent job when this happens and like PP thinks it's great when this happens.
He should wear it like a badge not make you feel mortified.

ByQuaintAzureWasp · 18/02/2025 09:20

Rita44 · 18/02/2025 08:35

It was a fanny fart and I’m mortified

It's because he's pumping air into you

teenmaw · 18/02/2025 09:21

Is this your first partner? Totally normal, it happens all the time.

namechangeGOT · 18/02/2025 09:22

It's not good doggy unless you've let a little Fanny fart go!

sixtyandfabulousofcourse · 18/02/2025 09:36

certain positions will push air into you and what goes in has to come out
I am sure your partner lost in the moment so to speak does not give a toss or maybe does not even notice
time for a light hearted humorous touch conversation and some pelvic exercises

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