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Does your DH moan about food?

45 replies

CherryCupCake · 01/05/2008 14:13

My DP is constantly going on about food, how much I eat, what I buy, what I eat and what's left etc.

A few minutes ago I was eating a sausage roll and a scotch egg and he came in and started saying "do you know how many calories and fat are in those?" so I said "yes, sausage rolls and scotch eggs, sausage rolls and scotch egs" because he was getting on my nerves (he's been in a mood all day) and he burnt his pasta and so was jealous that I had food and he didnt .

Anyway he just shook his head at me (which irritates me anyway) and sat down next to me so I tried to stuff the scotch egg in his mouth and kept saying "sausage rolls and scotch eggs, sausage rolls and scotch eggs" and he pushed me away. I said I just wanted him to try it and went to put it in his mouth again, he tried some and then I shoved it in his mouth again and he said "will you stop fucking doing that?" and got really mad.

I kept doing it and he pinned me to the couch and took it off me and I started laughing and so did he, I was laughing because there was scotch egg all over his face, I don't even know what he was laughing at!

Anyway as it ended on a good note we're ok but this will happen again with the next thing I eat.

Does your DH try to dictate what you eat?

OP posts:
loopylou6 · 02/05/2008 16:51

Jealous? because you had food and he didnt? What are you, a pack of dogs?

postingforawhilenow · 02/05/2008 17:03

did my M&S salad at lunchtime have magic mushrooms in it or something??

[hallucinates]

loopylou6 · 02/05/2008 17:21

PFAWN, have you seen the venice thread lol

postingforawhilenow · 02/05/2008 17:23

no loopylou, could someone post the link please?

loopylou6 · 02/05/2008 17:30

here

Hecate · 02/05/2008 17:44

You're not as funny as you think you are.

loopylou6 · 02/05/2008 18:16

But i wasnt trying to be funny?

RaspberrySheep · 02/05/2008 18:33

....Lets not forget the 'Playstation' thread, where said husband orders a Playstation for £600 and she cancels it because he drew a smiley face in tomato sauce - on their carpet!!

RaspberrySheep · 02/05/2008 18:35

......(or maybe the smiley face he drew was more like , or or !!!!

themildmanneredjanitor · 02/05/2008 18:36

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

loopylou6 · 02/05/2008 18:49

I didnt see that one, anyone have a link?

shinyshoes · 02/05/2008 18:55

my sides hurt and I have tears rolling down my face, what an hilarious thread!

spicemonster · 02/05/2008 18:58

ketchup

Rosbo · 02/05/2008 19:04

oh this is so silly!

loopylou6 · 02/05/2008 21:32

ohhh my

Hecate · 03/05/2008 12:05

hahaha Not YOU loopy, you nit! the OP !! I'm so sorry if you thought that was to you, you poor sod!

loopylou6 · 03/05/2008 13:21

Ahhh lol, musta dmit, you did have me confuzzled for a minute then Hecate

VictorianSqualor · 03/05/2008 13:34

The OP may not be funny, but By Jove am I chuckling at these replies!

Mercy · 03/05/2008 13:39

lol at Fio!!!

VictorianSqualor · 03/05/2008 13:47

I loved fio's reply on the other thread.
Methinks troll threads may have a new phrase thrown at them rather than just popcorn.....

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