If you had 'settled' where would you be

[Shitgift]

Inspired by an AIBU thread about where you would be if a relationship had worked out. Where would you be if you had either settled or you had not ended your relationships?

1. Most likely dead through suicide due to his constant gas-lighting and head fuckery. On the plus side the house would always be clean and the sex good.

1. Unknowingly making some guy miserable who is flourishing very well living an unconventional lifestyle that probably wouldn't suit me

1. Regretfully, probably happy and living in London (which I wouldn't mind at all)

1. In a state of high irritation married to a stoner who as lovely as he is would be an underemployed cock lodger

1. A very bored gaming widow with no shared interests (he pretended to be into the same things early on)

1. A golfing widow to a mummy's boy with an incompatible kink = crap sex life, who would leave all of the housework to me

Oh this will be fun 😂Thanks for starting this. In no particular order...

• Stable, wealthy, living with my best mate but sexually frustrated and constantly wanting to hire a cleaner and other help
• In Hello magazine (does that still exists?)
• Spending most of my time on my own or researching DP's various ailments while playing stepmom
• On my own but at least in a hot country while DP pushes his public profile, probaby owning lots of black tie outfits and hanging out with his mum and sister A LOT
• Either getting with the programme of training for marathons etc, or headed towards divorce, but quite possibly happy

1. Living in a beautiful 5-bedroomed detached 18th century 'cottage' in a lovely rural Lincolnshire village. He had a micro-penis and the sex (can't really call it that 🤦‍♀️) was dreadful!

1. Living on a remote Scottish island with 'land' and various animals/livestock - this is where he is now, but wasn't when we were together, however this was his 'future dream' and to be fair, he walked the walk!👌🏻

I would actually have loved this, but although he loved me, I just didn't feel the same (although I did try as he was theoretically so perfect for me! 😔)