Sex and Cakes

[SexAndCakes]

What else do you look for in a relationship? I think this is an excellent start.

Don’t you get bored?

For my next man I'm going:

Taller than me
Younger than me
Fit
Fun

Think that should cover it.

I also want him to have a massive car... but no conversation, mind.

A lottery winner

Tall, big boned or dad bod, beard, big dick with insatiable appetite, must like walking/hiking and cosy pubs.
And he must make a cracking cup of tea.

Unfortunately men like this don't seem to exist so I'll continue expanding my menagerie of animals instead!

A kind, reliable guy that I find handsome. Who has a stable job and who fucking adores me as much as I do him.

...probably be easier to find a labrador with those qualities than a person though xD

Intelligent, funny, kind, considerate, great cook, makes an excellent cup of tea, good fun and looks like a young Marlon Brando.

Scruffy, beardy, relaxed, kind, good at talking, very very healthy sex drive, tactile, devoted to me.

Ability to clean and cook would be an additional bonus.