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You might want to keep an eye out in your local supermarkets...

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ThatPinkEagle · 21/10/2024 11:46

I saw on the IE forum a few days ago (please don’t judge me!) that people are actually planning on using some sort of signal to let other people know they’re basically looking to cheat in supermarkets – two bell peppers with the stalks facing downwards in a trolley or basket. Just thought I’d put this out there in case the same is going on in your local supermarkets because judging by the responses some people are already doing it: www.illicitencounters.com/flirtforum/view/id/771

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https://www.illicitencounters.com/flirtforum/view/id/771

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FrangipaniBlue · 21/10/2024 22:56

I'm almost tempted to this but not tell DH then watch in amusement as randy women start following him around (he usually pushes the trolley) 😂

TentEntWenTyfOur · 22/10/2024 00:20

TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 21/10/2024 22:51

Not very sexy, is it?

It was a joke Confused

betterangels · 22/10/2024 02:24

ItsReallyShitingUp · 21/10/2024 11:51

It’s the aubergine you really need to be worried about.

😅

coxesorangepippin · 22/10/2024 02:32

In the 1970's it was bananas. If you had the hand (bunch) down in your trolley you were 'unavailable', if they were facing up then you were open to offers, as my Mum put it! Hers always faced down before anyone asks.

^

But complicated, no? What if they roll over

anon12345anon · 22/10/2024 05:29

HeeseChamwich · 21/10/2024 11:49

Are you on glue?

GrinGrinGrin

SecretWitch · 22/10/2024 05:41

Dang! I thought the openness to shagging was displayed by presenting an upside down pineapple in your trolly!

ItsReallyShitingUp · 22/10/2024 05:45

And planting pampas grass in your front garden means you’re open to swinging.

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