How do you say "no" in the bedroom.

[SlightlyMadSweet]

I am not sure I have experience of it so can't answer for myself....but could be in a position tonight where I want/need to (DP been an arsehole all weekend and I am determined to resist).

So how do you do it....looking from everything from Direct "no"'s to more elabourate ploys...

Oh and for the advice bit, me and dh kind of have a phrase, a bit silly I know. Sometimes he's not in the mood believe it or not. Anyway if one of us doesn't want to we just say 'sorry darling I don't feel sexy minded tonight' meaning, i'm not in that kind of mood, we usually have a cuddle anyway though and go off to sleep.

Just fall asleep within 2 mins of the first grope.

Ooh
Slightly mad didn't answer the Johnny Depp question... She cleverly avoided with a

I am now

@ 'sorry darling, I don't feel sexy minded'

I feel all vulgar now with my 'fuck off & have a wank'

Dh would say 'It's ok if you don't feel sexy minded.... you can think of something else... I'll pull your nightie down when I'm done'

Right I am off to bed whilst he is engrossed in telly.

Which brings me back to ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

Absolutely pmsl at 'are you married to Johnny Depp'

Yes we are all innocent and sweet

If your husband speaks English, a simple "no" should suffice.

FFS

Wallof silence - you are me!
Except I say "Whats the problem? Your hands still reach don't they??"

I suspect my husbands arms are getting shorter with each year we are married....