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Gush I want to discuss squirting

61 replies

Papillon · 01/04/2008 20:15

See there was a discussion in September about female ejaculation. I got two guys who are asking me about it and I want to do it! Been looking online about it...

it supposed to blow male orgasms out of the water

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Boobalina · 01/04/2008 20:59

ha ha! Who needs Tenalady when you can wee all over the place saying you are orgasmic?

Fullmoonfiend · 01/04/2008 21:00

Papillon! Of all the people I thought might have started this thread...

I am no stranger to orgasms but I don't believe I have ever had to good fortune to squirt...

Mercy · 01/04/2008 21:00

Hve never heard of it tbh - waht is it that you ejaculate then?

(you don't mean fanny farts do you? [naive])

RUMPEL · 01/04/2008 21:01

Not at all like getting very wet - you do actually squirt - with some force! And it isn't wee - smells quite different. stale piss reeks

Piffle · 01/04/2008 21:03

yes concur definitely not wee, I thought it was but a good thorough check proved otherwise...
Twas many moons ago, have just mentioned to DP and he said he had to wash behind his ears
So...

Fullmoonfiend · 01/04/2008 21:06

and how did it feel? Intense? Like you'd Pissed yourself? What? wHAT?

FrannyandZooey · 01/04/2008 21:10

[enigmatic]

Piffle · 01/04/2008 21:26

it felt orgasmic but with pressure...
oh Christ what am I doing on this thread
My mother was right... if you know lifes secrets
Keep schtum...

Fullmoonfiend · 01/04/2008 21:31

but how different from an intense orgasm is it?

I have squirt envy [pouts]

Mumcentreplus · 01/04/2008 21:31

they would realise if it was in their face!..lmao

MissPaulaYates · 01/04/2008 21:32

yawn - not this old chestnut

search the archives its been done to death

Mumcentreplus · 01/04/2008 21:33

you have more of a feeling of release...well I did..

Fullmoonfiend · 01/04/2008 21:33

Look, everything's been done to death on here at some point....

zippitippitoes · 01/04/2008 21:38

yep everything has been done to death

but not necessarily by the same people

at least it si something thqt you can a be surprised a certain poster is postibg on and b it is quite a persobnal thing unlike parking

DrNortherner · 01/04/2008 21:41

I had no idea you could learn to do this. Don't think I'd want to tbh....

Looks pretty impessive though I must say.

zippitippitoes · 01/04/2008 21:42

actual i have never read a thread about it

blueskysquirter · 01/04/2008 21:50

sorry to namechange but sex threads make me

it's the g-spot

i don't know how it can happen in oral sex..

I don't know where all that liquid comes from either

Fullmoonfiend · 01/04/2008 21:55

looks pretty impressive DrN? Do have very good friends who let you watch??

Piffle · 01/04/2008 21:56

can you ever do an orgasm to death Paula?

DrNortherner · 01/04/2008 21:57

FMF - no!!!

I might have seen it on, you know, porn

Piffle · 01/04/2008 21:58
Fullmoonfiend · 01/04/2008 22:04

Paps? Franny? ME?

Alexa808 · 01/04/2008 22:13

Piffle...

Watch youporn.com or xtube.com
Much more informative...and graphic.

I have done it once when younger but my then partner thought I was odd and I was sooooo that it never happened again.

I did try again and ended up peeing on dp. I know totally
Sorry TMI.

Good luck with your endevours!

littlewoman · 01/04/2008 22:34

I always thought this was a myth, but my new dp told me one of his xp's was a 'gusher'. Don't know if I'd really want to be. You don't miss what you never had, I suppose

Papillon · 02/04/2008 00:57

The ejaculation is not pee it comes out the same place though... the urethral opening (where you pee from)... so this gush of urethral fluid, not pee, is female ejaculation.

The male ejaculation like the female one uses the Schinter muscle... so the muscle automatically works to stop the pee. Doing your Kegel exercises is supposed to really help with this type of orgasm...

just watching this...

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