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Hot chemistry. Damp squib in bed.

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TossACoinToYerWitcher · 17/01/2024 14:14

Just wondered if this has happened to anyone else? You meet someone. You feel this raw primal attraction. You’re flirting like mad, got this hot chemistry. You get together and are practically ripping off each other’s clothes…

And then…

… for whatever reason it doesn’t translate. Maybe it’s no-one’s fault. Maybe it just doesn’t gel. But as soon as you get into bed, the bonfire turns into a fizzle. 😖

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Ritt · 17/01/2024 14:19

Yes lots of times but usually because the vodka effect is wearing off and the beer goggles have demisted.

WashedUpHasBeen · 17/01/2024 14:21

oh yeah, I was younger and really fancied this lad, when we eventually got down to it, was so disappointing, he used to brag about how large his equipment was, it was the smallest that I had ever seen (I have seen 3) and was so shit in bed😂

SamW98 · 17/01/2024 15:00

Yes with the last guy I dated. Spark was instant, chemistry when kissing and having a fumble was on fire however he then decided to tell me he has ED.

I went from electric to a power cut instantly

GiantPuffaJacket · 17/01/2024 15:54

Yep. Sadly I had that.
an amazing person, got on brilliantly. Everything seemed perfectly the best kisser ever…
…. and had a thin short penis which I had no clue how to do anything other than missionary.
had to get rid of him.

Summerhillsquare · 17/01/2024 19:34

Yes, the first time. But after that it got much better!

SaladDays2024 · 17/01/2024 19:54

No never. If i sensed chemistry while both 100% SOBER then it does carry onto sex.

The only times the sex was bad was when I had beer goggles.

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