I managed five minutes, then realised that Russell Brand is identical to my my stbxh. Blow jobs, hiding in plain sight, and all.
And the utterly scary thing is that I liked him, when he started out. If I'd met him in real life, I'd have wanted to save him, just like I tried to save my stbxh.
I've turned it off, but I'm shaking.
Thank god I got out.