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The OLD ways, but IRL (lighthearted)

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DatingDinosaur · 30/07/2023 01:02

Based on looks alone:

I swiped LEFT on my boss, the guy at the checkout in my local shop, my mate’s husband, about 40 random blokes I passed in the street, another 6 in the café where I met my friend for lunch, the taxi driver who took me home after my night out, god knows how many on my night out, but I definitely swiped LEFT on the drunk guy trying to chat me up with his beer goggles firmly fixed on my cleavage. I continue to swipe left on Dave from Accounts (Dave from Accounts has clearly swiped RIGHT on me).

All in all, I think I mentally swiped LEFT on around 100 guys this week.

There were 3 that I swiped RIGHT on. One that I got chatting to in the queue in the café, but that came to nothing. One was stopped at the lights and drove off when they turned green, never to be seen again. One looked nice but then I heard him talking to his mates and swearing like a navvy so I got the ick.

How many people IRL have you swiped LEFT or RIGHT on this week?

WineGrin

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JerkintheMerkin · 30/07/2023 22:08

This is very funny. Unfortunately I swipe left on every guy these days. I've had slight finger indecisions but not properly swiped right IRL in years. Must be my age.Grin

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