can we have a thread about how we WISH they would initiate sex

[lucyellensmum]

Personally, i wish my DP would be a little more assertive (you know, enthusiastic) about things.

So, to be thrown on the bed would be a start, oh and definately talking dirty, but most importantly, kissing, with tongues.

I can live in hope

I don't know - will you have a cover for it? Are there lots of local cats? They are nice boats, why were they selling them? Are they stopping having them?

PMSL at those chat up lines NQC. Whatever floats your boat.

Pruners, does yours involve your MIL and a bit of tongue action as well as the vest?

we don't know NQC. I hope just because they are getting new ones, but then of course that implies that the old ones have something wrong with them

we would definitely cover it with something. It would be dire otherwise. I think a fitted wooden lid would cost too much to get made, so a tarpaulin and bricks, probably

love the idea of a boat in the garden my kids would have adored that when small

got a bit of knee nudge action last night if you're interested during which he fell asleep

maybe I should buy him some lads mags, i mean not p**n but mags where they talk about it a bit

anyway off to start a thread about what mn-ers look like

More importantly, hopefully nothing is wrong with your friend who rents out the boats .

oh lordy no more boat attendant! (don't start me off, I have been slobbering all over MN in embarrassing on heat way)

no that would be alright as he also sells bouncy castle tickets, but it is a very nice little lake isn't it and would be shame if it was boatlness

boatless

do you think he might deliver the boat? [libido pops up hopefully like meercat]

On his shoulders, naked from the waist?

Glad to hear (see? observe?) your libido is running amuk, are you blaming paraside-provided testosterone?

well it has been notably absent, I thought my ovaries had shrivelled up and died after the effort of releasing one last egg

i think boat is a fab idea - would leave it just as a boat for a bit for endless pirate games - would be great fun.

I saw end of the affiar last night.

I want sex initiated like that - all clothes ripping and urgent.

cant even remember urgent sex, in fact, what IS sex????

My husband is forever after sex, and sometimes it pisses me off.

He will fling me on the bed, talk dirty and is forevere telling me how sexy I am.

This has made me realsied I should be chuffed he does this. I will not moan anymore

Same here DrNorthener lol

He will insist on sending me the filthiest text messages etc. All well and good till ds1 (16) had to borrow my phone and gave his dad a bollocking for being rude to his mum lol

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Dr Northerner I can only dream of that, but then i have seen your profile, and there is little wonder your DH feels like that Maybe when i look in the mirror i have my answer as to why DP doesn't

lucyelensmum You sound very down in the dumps about yourself atm.

Don't be so hard on yourself
xx

i'd quite like it if he dressed like a crocodile

ignore me, i was on a downer.

I was thinking more gimp mask and fluffy whip than crocodile