Can we have a thread about how WE initiate sexual intercourse?

[lucyellensmum]

Of course, now ive asked the question, i cant think what to say.

DP falls asleep alot on the sofa, i just tend to climb on top of him (top or bottom end, dependant on my mood). It often works.

I send naughty (explicit and depraived) texts.

I give him a look

'let's not and say we did'

oh expat, my best friend at uni used to say that all the tiem and it's just reminded me... i must get back in touch.

well, we don't bother any more, but when we did, I used to turn onto my side and slide backwards so my arse was 'accidently' squashed against him.

Or I'd just reach out and grab his cock.

I was never subtle.

no wonder we don't do it any more......

If he's in bed I get in without PJs and give him a bit of a stroke. If he's up I might say "dh, I'm feeling horny" or "how about a bit of rumpy pumpy". If he's walking around I might grope his bum a bit... Since we separated for some reason it became much easier to ask! I hope that now we're back together that's one thing that doesn't change

DP is too easy, he's never not in the mood.

my latest though "I've just been watching a programme about internet infidelity, do you think we should make up some Second Life avatars and meet online and have a virtual affair?

it was a very interesting programme...

oh, I just tell dh that the aupair is taking the children out of the house to the babygym - this being a weekend. Works every time

Its always down to me. As if I havent got enough to do!

it's a big double person seater one califrau