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me and dh are unable to have sex just now..................

12 replies

aaaaaa · 24/01/2008 14:15

and it is fantastic, our time in the bedroom has never been better, rather than falling into the same old routine every night we have had to try new things out (dh has fecked his back) i have been stroked,licked, sucked, poked and prodded with in a inch of my life this week

i am thinking of writing my own sex therapy book called "when things get boring just chuck your dp down the stairs"

OP posts:
ConnorTraceptive · 24/01/2008 14:17

"the same old routine EVERY night"

Blimey love

hanaflower · 24/01/2008 14:17

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Alambil · 24/01/2008 15:00

Lol @ the book title - go for it!

have fun

Desiderata · 24/01/2008 15:09

That's nice.

He doesn't look like that beardy crayon man on the cover of 'The Joy of Sex' does he?

Oliveoil · 24/01/2008 15:11

bless

SorenLorensen · 24/01/2008 15:25

Every night? Sweetie, he threw himself down the stairs so he could have a rest...

HuwEdwards · 24/01/2008 15:30

lol @ sorenlorensen

Oliveoil · 24/01/2008 15:31

LOL

kerryk · 25/01/2008 20:24
Grin
Maidamess · 25/01/2008 20:26

No wonder your name is 'aaaaaaaaaaa'

CaptainCod · 25/01/2008 20:27

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

CloudAtlas · 25/01/2008 20:28

grrrrrrrrrr

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