Online dating: "Can I ask you a question?"

[wheresmolly]

So has anyone else had guys do this? I don't respond as I find their attempts at being mysterious a bit irritating! Two examples I've had just this morning:

"Can I ask a cheeky question?"

"I'm going to start by apologising for asking you this question, if I don't ask I'm never going to know! I have a fantasy that would like to fulfill, would you be interested in helping me out with it? It's nothing bad I promise you might even find it funny Oh and no I'm not looking for a one night stand or s*x"

Any guesses what they might want to ask? Comedy suggestions also welcome I need cheering up, I'm finding dating hard work at the moment!

They want you to help them shift a fridge, don’t they?

Dressing up stuff? Sub and Dom?

Interloping from the dating thread here - there's a chap that offers cleaning services in the buff that has popped up loads of times on that thread. Maybe it's him ? He's a trier for sure !

I really hope it's the cleaning guy. Now you need to reply for our sakes!

@Michaelbaubles piss funny that 😆

Oh you have to respond!
The first one could be the annoying and unoriginal ‘why is someone as lovely/pretty/sexy as you still single’ but the second one surely is an opportunity for some fun (for you not them!)

Something about a foot fetish.

Or it'll turn out to be the tiny man guy - what would you do if you had a tiny man, would you keep him in your pocket etc etc.

I had this in the past week. The first question was "when did you last have sex?", swiftly followed by "do you swallow?" 🙄

Why are they so bloody stereotypical?!

I can almost guarantee it won't be funny and it will be a boring lame-ass fetish .

The pedant in me would respond "I don't know, can you?"

my ''cheeky'' question would be. ''Can you distinguish between single women on POF (or whatever) and women working in the sex industry?''

But if they ask you, question 2, ''Do you swallow'' then the answer is no they cannot. They are looking for a free sex worker. But they are telling you upfront that they are ''cheeky''.

God. It brings it all back. I tried OLD for years.

Might know you are on MN and wants to know all about Zoflora 🤷‍♀️

I had loads of these. One wanted to play me £150 to give me oral. One wanted me to fart on him. One wanted to tickle my feet and I had multiple asking me to join an escort agency. I met my husband on there though so was worth persevering!

Fetish... One asked me to dress up as a "school girl"

Write on your profile - "I am not into fetish"

I met a guy once and he asked me to cut his toe nail... yuck! Left immediately.

There are so many dirty dirty repulsive men on OLD. Tell him that you are not interested and block

They want you to do their housework for them wearing nothing but high heels.