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Birthday fun (in the bedroom)

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Boymummyx2 · 25/05/2020 11:32

Would like some ideas on how to make my husband's birthday a bit more fun and special in the bedroom (or maybe outside!). We are relatively reserved and traditional so don't tend to stray much from the normal positions (although anal is included sometimes). Help me think outside the box a bit.

(Wanted to post in sex but Mumsnet wouldn't let me)

OP posts:
Hilda40 · 25/05/2020 12:58

A BJ is usually appreciated

DBML · 25/05/2020 13:01

Well, I’d treat it more like Christmas and get him to write his wish list.
I hope he reciprocates when it comes to your birthday.

Tableclothing · 25/05/2020 13:02

Pair up all his stray socks?

topcat2014 · 25/05/2020 13:05

@tableclothing I love that

CodenameVillanelle · 25/05/2020 13:06

Really???

tinyvulture · 25/05/2020 13:09

Lingerie?
It depends what he’s in to, really.

ElizabethMountbatten · 25/05/2020 15:20

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This has been withdrawn by MNHQ at the request of the OP.

FineWordsForAPorcupine · 25/05/2020 15:36

The reason mumsnet won't let you post is because otherwise the sex topic would be full of a) kids who want to talk about SEX hurhur or b) creepy people trying to get their jollies without paying for a sex line.

CuppaZa · 25/05/2020 15:38

Do you really need to ask here OP? You can’t google? Google would have been quicker, rather than typing that out and hoping for juicy stories

iamabackseatdriverfromamerica · 25/05/2020 15:43

Pictionary and a piñata?

daytriptovulcan · 25/05/2020 16:15

Buy a birthday cake, a creamy one. Drop your knickers, sit on the cake, and let him lick it up off you.

daytriptovulcan · 25/05/2020 16:15

... Candles not required!

ActuallyItsEugene · 25/05/2020 16:48

Don't know why you'd want to go out of your way for him when he had an emotional affair.

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