Name a cockroach after your ex and watch it get eaten by meerkats

[SeasonallySnowyPeasant]

They go low, you go high and all that, but...

I have paid $2 to have a zoo in Texas name a cockroach after my abusive, lying, cheating, scumbag ex and then live-stream it being fed to the zoo's meerkats on Valentine's Day. There's also a conservation centre in the UK that will name a cockroach after your ex for £1.50 and send you a certificate but they won't feed it to anything for your entertainment.

I have to sing his praises to the DC every time they mention him so this just made me smile.

Links in case anyone else fancies a secret vent:

Cockroaches to be named and eaten: here

Cockroaches to be named: here

I wonder if they do discounts for bulk buying, start a MN collective (although I have enough exes to keep this going).

Wtaf is going on in here tonight?

This is hilarious.

Paying for anything to be eaten alive for your pleasure is nasty, even if it is just a cockroach.

@LovingLola it says on the website that they’re freeze-dried.

Well its tempting but my ex shares his name with father....maybe me and my mom could go halves?

I like that one.

You can also feed a rat, I believe.