Got home from shopping and boyfriend just wanking on sofa

[Cassiemermaid]

I’ve just been shopping, was very tired and laden down with various bags, but DP rang and asked if I’d pick him up some shirts from Primark. Hate going in there as it’s always so busy and chaotic, but went in, picked his shirts, queued up for half an hour etc. I then rang and said I’m on my way home (about half an hour away) and he knew I didn’t have keys on me. Got home and buzzed up to be let into the flat - nothing. Buzzed and buzzed and rang him 3 times - nothing. Car was in the drive so I knew he was in. Pouring with rain here today and I just stood there with his fucking shirts and BLT I’d bought to be nice. Eventually a neighbour came down to let me in, then the flat door was open. I went in and he was lying asleep on the sofa with his pants and trousers pulled down, clearly just had a wank and fallen into some bizarrely deep sleep given how loud our buzzer is I don’t know how he missed it. I woke up him up and said hello?? What are you doing? He said nothing but made a face like id just slapped him, as though v hard done by. Said nothing re shirts, just wordlessly went into the bedroom and is now lying in there sulking. Seriously am I in the wrong?

Hope he enjoyed his BLT as much as his wank

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I'd have eaten his BLT and thrown the shirts out a window.

'Got home from shopping and boyfriend just wanking sleeping on sofa'

Fixed the thread title for you OP.

Total non event imo.

Classy.

Return the shirts and dump the wanker.

He lapsed into a deep sleep after having a wank. So?

Knob jockey

good job you didn't have a friend/your mum/sister with you!

There is something almost repellent about finding your other half wanking. It's not sexy.

@MonsterMashedSpud I liked hens. Imagined you as a wise Scottish grandmother.

I'm generally one of the most easy going and laid back people you'd meet. But wake me from a deep sleep at your peril as I'm beyond grumpy when I'm woken.

He's not done anything wrong. He's had a wank whilst alone in his own home and fell asleep.

All of this would be redundant if you had your keys. Why didn't you have them?

Maybe you should get him to pull his weight (as opposed to his cock) in your household .. instead of you running round doing the (grocery?) shopping and then running around doing his clothes shopping too while he sits on the sofa at home.

How come you don't have your own set of keys?

People masturbate OP. Maybe you do too. He fell asleep, he didn’t hear you ringing. He asked you to get his shirts - if it was an inconvenience, you should have said so at the time. Total non-event.

Next time he’s going out, hide his keys. Then have a wank and fall asleep until one of the neighbours lets him in.

@LoveNote that would have been hilarious.

Would certainly have my guard up that's for sure. Sulking in an adult relationship is always a concern. If he was just being sheepish, fine. But filthy looks and adult huffs do not a good relationship make.

Did he ask you for a chicken?

Agree with those who said it was a non event.
The wanking shouldn't be an issue, really all he did is fall asleep and then get grumpy when woken up, that's allowed isn't it? He's probably a bit embarrassed too if his trousers for down which will ramp up the grumpiness.

As for the person who said take their first ever LTB...really?
Of all the threads on here of men behaving badly I don't think it's often I read of bad behaviour as mild as this, this sounds as mild as woman who didn't like her partner vaping e-cigs lol

So he’s had an Asda rollback of his own?

Who paid for the sofa?

So he’s had an Asda rollback of his own?

😂

This doesn't sound very believable

Wanking on the sofa? That would make one hell of an advert for DFS.