My neighbour's cousin's mate's half brother's uncle is dating this woman and they clearly hate each other any advice please

[WanderingTrolley]

All he wants to do is play with his xbox and tinker with his old banger.

All she wants to do is hang out with her children, who sometimes MAKE A NOISE OMIGOD.

He's a bit of a wet end, she's a bit bossy.

What should they do? Please help, this is keeping me up nights. I'd like another perspective....

[racks brian for solution]

Please take Brian off that rack or he'll be no help at all.

obviously you must interfere.

ROFL.

Perhaps they could start by getting each other and all their relatives/friends/acquaintances banned from MN?

enuff already

'Come on Brian, we know you have the answer. One more turn...'
[cranks handle]

sorry but i got lost just trying to get to grips with the title!!

I don't know, I just don't know what the answer is!

Perhaps they need a mini break? Or to have a baby together?

MATCHING TATTOOS THAT'S THE ANSWER!!!!!!

Lemme off lemme off lemme off

omg. this is weird!!

pmsl @ WT

They need to have 6 children together and be given a house from the council, while they doss about smoking 50 a day.

brian here now!!!

6?? i thought at least 9!!

pmsl

Excuse me, what about considering my feelings in all this? You may think I am an old banger but believe you me I was a top-of-the-range Opel Manta once. And that XBox is no better than she needs to be, oh dearie me no.

Hey, I think I know this guy, he is my old school friends, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriends, friend who used to with with I guy that knows him from college...............small world

yes but what about poor brian??

'Oh, are you still on there Brian? What was I thinking!'
[releases Brian from rack and watches him scamper away]

There's nothing quite like Brian on the rack

here he is now

pmsl

Ah, that's better.

Mr B you overestimate the scampering skills of one who has recently been stretched. Tis more of a lollop.

Is that anything like Jenny from the Block?