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Just want you want to hear before sex

5 replies

Back2basics1234 · 12/08/2019 11:05

Get on with it !!

Passion killer or what :-(

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Alanis41 · 12/08/2019 11:57

I had 'can't you move' when I was on top! I always remember that one even though so many years ago and I have to say I was very conscious about my weight etc. Needless to say we aren't together and I was seeing someone who thinks im pretty amazing in bed.

Mammyloveswine · 12/08/2019 12:01

I once had "you know if you took up running you'd had a great body" HmmConfused whilst I was on top. I was a slim size 8/10 and this was before kids.... he hardly had the body of a bloody sex god. I finished with him shortly after. Twat.

letsdolunch321 · 12/08/2019 12:04

Lol, I was asked to stop talking mid deed 🙊

TopEndChops · 12/08/2019 12:06

I once said to a long ago ex
'lets get it over with then' Hmm

I didnt (entirely) mean it the way it came out and i did have the good grace to be mortified that i'd actually said it out loud.

Needless to say, sex didnt happen that night.

Dljlr · 12/08/2019 12:07

Straight after: "Great, you made me miss Robot Wars"

Hmm
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