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Giving dh the night of his life

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plicata · 02/08/2007 16:04

Tips please.I have namechanged as dd has been on here laughing at us old moos and this would kill her.I noticed expat is around so I am waiting for some tips

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Dropdeadfred · 02/08/2007 16:09

what has he done to deserve this and what do you secretly wish you would do but never have?

theman · 02/08/2007 16:11

like a night out where you do something he likes? or a night in with whips and chains?

plicata · 02/08/2007 16:13

It is definitely a night in.Would like to give him a bj like I used to but technique has deserted me and he has rather taken the lead recently and I want to!!

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Dropdeadfred · 02/08/2007 17:19

Well... I kind of think a bj technique is likely to come ( forgive the pun) back to you when you get started...just follow the signs he gives you as to what he's enjoying....Although I did try the iced water in mouth ( hold it for a moment then swallow be fore putting put your mouth round him)trick once followed by hot tea ( same trick but for god sake make sure you've swallowed before going neear him!!)

Other than that I'm sure he'll have the night of his life doing whatever YOU tell him to!

Oblomov · 02/08/2007 17:28

CALLING EXPAT - BJ advice req'd.
She should come soon

NormaStanleyFletcher · 02/08/2007 17:42

Bumping for S-Expat

Erm I mean Expat

Dropdeadfred · 03/08/2007 14:30

so how did it go?

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