Keep a list of your dc's visits & record whether they were sufficiently affectionate to you!

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-Read on another forum. 'Keep a list of the visits your dc make to you. Record whether they were sufficiently affectionate & genuine in their behaviour to you & make it a condition of your will that the record is checked before any bequests are doled out on your death.'

I was when I read this. How cold & calculating. Perhaps others think it's ok?

No, that's clearly bananas. Or could it have been a joke?

I would imagine that most - no sorry, all - others would think it's fucking batshit!

You may as well write in your will 'I am a Grade-A nutjob, please do not think for one moment I am of sound mind when writing this Will and Testament... wibble'

What the hell?

I imagine their children go NC as quickly as they can.

That sounds like a Viz 'top tip'.

Yes it does Mac.

Well clearly whoever's making the list has very little to leave! Everyone knows you NEVER offend your rich relations!