whats the most petty, ridiculous arguement you have recently had?!

[MaeBee]

my dp has just accused me of purposely sealing up a parcel to send to a joint friend (whos recently pregnant) before he put a card in it too, to GET AT HIM. his proof was that i did it yesterday after making myself a cup of tea and not offering him one.
we have spent three days being annoyed at each other, so we are building up for some great silly row soon. so watch this space....or rather, fill it in with your own confessionsof pettyness.

my DH shouted at me the other day and stomped off upstairs and didn't speak to me for 20mins cos apparently I never listen when he explains how the immersion heater works ( apologies, not only do I not listen but I don't know how to spell it either!)

We had a MASSIVE huge row this morning ( in front of the kids ) about how he said i was lying when I said i forgot there was a chicken casserole in the fridge, and made something else for the kids and their playdate friends..... I mean why the feck would I lie about something like that My husband is a psycho. He made me cry and then had to phone me later to apologise. Ridiculous.