Please tell me I don't need to panic

[omgembarrassed]

Obviously NC

So I have just had sex for the first time with a new man, it's was all great - amazing in fact after such a boring sex life with XP.

HOWEVER, he pulled out to cum and some squirted in my eye. Now I know this has probably happened to ALOT of people but it's very new to me.

How long will it take for the redness to go away?🙈.

XP doesn't know I'm seeing anyone and he will be coming to collect the kids tomorrow so I'm going to have to make up some big lie as to how I got the bloody pink eye 😫

Huh
Are u being serious?
If you are bleeding he'll!!!

Deadly serious ...

Well, obviously you're going to have to graphically describe how it got in your eye to your XP, preferably in front of the new partner and your children.

Or you could just say you have a sore eye. Or say nothing.

Well Jesus
What are you scared about? I really don't think your xp is going to guess you've had cum in ur eye!!!
Even if he does comment you can always say, u haven't noticed or must be lack of sleep

That's a big distance for it travel.

Can't you just say you got shampoo in it or something?

Ok so I'm clearly freaking out about nothing. XP isn't the easiest of people so maybe I am just being dramatic

Are you seeing my ex? He used to get it in my eye fairly often

It will be fine by the morning

Yes i am sure he will see a red eye and automatically think you got sperm in there.

People are weird.

I very much doubt your ex will join up those dots. It's not as if men have a cumming competition to see how far they can hit.

Porpentina oh god maybe! At least I'm not alone

I hope you're not

Squirted through a condom? That's quite some force there

If you're in the NE maybe I am ...

@FanjoleenaJolly

I think op and np used the pull out method...

Going off like a fire hydrant there.

hope you're not relying on withdrawal as contraception.

Just say it's conjunctivitis and you met up with someone (friend, relative, whoever) that had it yesterday. Suggest he keeps his distance so he doesn't get it too, since it's very contagious. That should get rid of him quickly too.

No I'm not . Sorry. I'm just not over him and so worried hes moved on already. Ignore me

Anyway it should be fine tomorrow

In that case, Bing777 she should be more concerned about STIs than having a bit of pink eye

Unless I'm missing something, uou have bigger things to worry about than cumjunctivitis. Why did he pull out? Is he some porn-addled weirdo that thinks that's what it's all about or were you not using any contraception? Why were you having unprotected sex with a new partner?

Everyone knows that pink eye is caused by cum in the eye.... it will be obvious to everyone who sees you OP*

*Joking. It's ridiculous. No one will know or care.

Seriously, why the fuck are you relying on the pull out method? You're not stupid are you? Fuck's sake woman, are you subconsciously trying to get pregnant? Jizz in your eye is the least of your problems right now.

Get STI tested OP. Why the hell aren't you using condoms?

Also, I'm wondering if this is real.

So he used the Angry Pirate withdrawal - he’s classy ! Although Toogood up there I see what you did “ cumjunctivitis ”