my wife got me a chuffing croquet set fro my birthday

[malorysdh]

and spent £200 on it!

please advise

shll i bin her

you should be glad she had not spent all her money on Boden dresses with dodgy zips

go and make some Pimms and enjoy

b i hate the game
she just wants to mince aroudn in kitten heels

absolutely

there is one on offer in ELC fgs for a tenner

oh no, not kitten heels, not for croquet, they mess up the lawn too much

have an affair with your secretary.

your wife is a ponce.

Maybe you should call Prezza,now he is jobless,and see if he wants a game

she is
farking croquet
and i wanted something cool

sounds like she wants to arse around in her heels and fall over, thereby falling into your arms and declaring a night of pash. I'd be grateful if I were you.

my stupoid beeatch of a wife gotr me a waffle maker

be relieved

hey, but wait and see what she's going to do with the balls tonight! wahay

I@d be more worried what she's going to do with the mallets aftershe reads this...

oh my god is it for her dh

I presumed it was for some friend they didn't like very much

She's going to smack them with a wooden mallet.

Get thee to a fetish forum.

fanjo ping pong

classy

i played croquet on grandmama;s lawn as a child, does that make me an uber ponce now?

yeah, especially for using 'grandmama'.......

.... but I still like you

£200!, could you let me know where she got one so cheaply please?

you understand, grandmama was just for effect

but i really did play croquet !

We have croquet set

is child's one from Oxfam, v nice

you play croquet.......you say grandmama...........