I'm not talking about the lazy arsey man child who never lifts a finger.
I'm talking about the who's hiding in the corner trying to scare you 5-6 times even though you've told him to stop. The one who pokes/bites you when you're sitting on the sofa trying to watch telly. The one who tries to play fight/box when you're not in the mood. You cannot relax if this man is home, you're constantly on edge.
And when you tell him to stop, he tells you that you're boring, grumpy and there's "lots" of women who'd like a "fun" partner like him.
Anyone been in a relationship with someone like this?