Ex Wives

[WellDoneTiger]

My ex husband must be really pleased that he has divorced a Cunt. He must also be delighted to have divorced previously a fat useless old woman just like her mother. My goodness he has a poor choice in women. Sorry to rant. I am effing furious. I cannot think of words to describe him in male terms. Offers please.

My husband called me a fat twat, yet I still went back to him, before i realised he was the cunt, and I don't use that word lightly

Simply sounds like you are well rid of him!

My ex doesn't deserve the dignity of any part of of the anatomy of anything that has a pulse. I think he is a parasite. A cunt, like a hammer or a chair, is something you can use.

So... how to describe a man in terms of his genitalia, rudely? Prick doesn't cut it, nor does Dick. Rapist could have legal consequences. So we describe men as Cunts. A cunt is part of the female anatomy. Better look at other languages. Any suggestions?

pathetic and pointless waste of human skin, an embarrassment to the male species

Obviously I had someone in mind whilst I wrote that