You cunting wank badger

[Cuntingwankbadger]

This is to you ex

You absolute cunting wankbadger. I had my suspicions but I couldn't prove it. Now I know. If you're reading this like you read everything else, FUCK YOU.

I've been betrayed in such a low and intimate way.

If you're reading this ex, that was ultra-low bastard behaviour and to involve our dc... I'm lost for words. You have no idea the damage you've done to them. You need help.

Sadly, it just crystalises that I was right to leave you. And I tried so hard to save our marriage.... I deserve so much better.

And you know what, I've had my brains royally shagged out since you left and it's been fucking brilliant. Something you were incapable of. For ten fucking years...

limp dick

A great phrase from the movie Spy: Thunder Cunt.

tell him /her to their face.

If he took your DC round the OW’s house to sit in the living room whilst he got it on, take solace in the face that after my dad that to my mum, I never forgave him and recently refused a death bed approach for rapprochement in that basis.

I still remember my conversation with the OW’s elderly Jewish father (holocaust survivor) whilst sitting in that living room. I don’t know who was more uncomfortable or affronted, him or me.

He made me a sandwich and when I didn’t eat the crusts, he told me I should. When I asked why, he said that my hair would never be curly when I grew up if I didn’t eat the crusts.

With adult hindsight’s I think that perhaps he hated to see food wasted, having survived a concentration camp.