Ridiculous nicknames

[TeaAndToast85]

Does anybody else have a nickname for their partner that is utterly ridiculous and/or embarrassing? Bonus points if you can't remember why you came up with it. My partner has been Moobs for the last 12 years. I don't know why, he doesn't have them

Cuntychops

He calls me Twatface!

Bill

His name is not Bill or William or anything remotely similar

Hahaha those are both great!

Scabey, Scabes, Shabes, Wabes, Dabes...you get the picture. I think it started as we hate the terms babes, or baby, so we just started saying stuff that rhymed with those. Also, DH did get scabies whilst at uni, so the first two seemed apt 😃

I call him porkie, he's not porky at all. It comes from anothet nickname which originated from the word daddy that the kids use in his language, but it's a big leap. He calls me Peth, from Beth but my name's not Elizabeth.

I was Wigglesworth at one point. No idea where that came from!

I call DH cuntface 🤭 he just calls me wife!!

He calls me Mashi. Says my hair looks like a mushroom. He’s Spanish and somehow Mushi became Mashi! I just call him Spaniard!