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Disappointment

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Adifferentway · 05/10/2017 22:23

I am obviously the biggest disappointment to my Guinness swilling, obese husband. That's all

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Aquamarine1029 · 05/10/2017 22:32

If that's the case, cheerfully tell him he's more than welcome to find himself a new wife, and take care that the door doesn't hit him on the ass on his way out.

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Adifferentway · 06/10/2017 07:41

aquamarine

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Guiltypleasures001 · 06/10/2017 11:26

Oh and op please make sure he doesn't spill his pint on your nice clean floors while he's exiting 😁

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