What would you do if your mother told you...

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What would you do if your mother told you she'd joined mumsnet?

I changed my name when my mum said some things that made it obvious she was reading MN. I had said some things that she didnt like about her (we have a troubled relationship and are not currently in touch with each other), and I was not impressed with her internet stalking!

cut the plug to her computer

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Report her to MNHQ as a troll and get her banned.

You can read without being a member though. How could you stop your mum from reading everything you write?

Hi Mum!

I don't think I'd mind that much, we're really close and talk about everything anyway.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

couldnt take any more pussy talk...!!!!!

Think my Mother thinks herself as so "wonderful" that she wouldnt recognise my stories on MN so honestly I wouldnt worry! but thats the bottom line with my Mother!!!! basically she is CRAP!!!!! I know that unfortunately she doesnt!

Spade are you that close to your Mother that you would give your MN name out????

Be spooked!

Seriously.

She's been dead 8 years.

My mum told me about MN

and I barged right in to a Cod Potty Training Camp without understanding any of the MN etiquette