I'm bored on a Saturday night but I fancy enjoying a few batshit mil stories, so roll up please & tell me your best moments. I'll share one I can remember. I'm divorced now but when I was married & pregnant I grew an enormous bust. I went up to 32HH on a size 8 frame (excluding front bump). One day when I arrived at mil's house for dinner, I was wearing a regular t-shirt. I could still just about fit it over my bump but it was very tight. Her eyes were on stalks at the size of my bust and she came over and actually weighed them in her hands!!! Then she took a brief peek inside the v-neck to check 
I stood there absolutely mortified, it was horrible. She said she had to feel them because she couldn't believe they were real. 
In her defence, if there is one, she was mediterranean & in her 70s at the time.
What were your experiences?