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Slap me with a wet fish will you?

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DailySplodge · 02/06/2017 19:33

Bollocks. After a long dry spell I've finally met someone. We get on reallllly well, have loads in common & now I can't get him out of my bloody head..... Nothing has happened yet but plenty of body language is going on. He likes me, a lot. I just know it. I don't feel any need to push things along - our paths will cross again in the next week but in the meantime HE'S IN MY BLOODY MIND. imagining the kissing/sex etc Arghhhh, slap me with a wet fish will you?

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GeekyWombat · 02/06/2017 19:56

Why? This bit is kind of fun, right? Are you enjoying the anticipation? If so I don't think you need a fish yet

Kittencatkins123 · 02/06/2017 19:58

Exciting! No fishes required or available sorry Grin

DailySplodge · 02/06/2017 19:58

Yes I'm enjoying it, part of me is savouring it & the other part is saying 'ffs get on with it'....

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Aquamarine1029 · 02/06/2017 21:14

Sometimes great things are worth waiting for.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 02/06/2017 21:16

Ooo, I bet he's thinking about you too.

DownTownAbbey · 02/06/2017 21:45

This is the best bit! Before you find out he wears nylon socks and is a closet Nazi!

DailySplodge · 02/06/2017 22:07

Yeah, lets imagine the worst, that should cool my ardour. So, he has really cheesy feet with a fungusy toe nail, stinks out the loo and leaves his dirty pants on the floor in a pile.... Any more?

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Thefutureisbright2017 · 02/06/2017 22:26

I remember a post not that long ago 'Just Yuk' (I think) and someones DP was just disgusting.... like leaving shit stains on the toilet, and the paper up the tiles... Grin

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