More than a friend?

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What do you make of this.

DH has a friend.
DH bumps into friend and goes for 'walks' with her.
He doesn't mention this. You only find out accidentally.

He then critisises her.

'she's tight'
'She's such an idiot'
'I can't stand her'

Would you be hearing alarm bells? or am I being paranoid?

Big Ben. .

What?

Massive bells.

He's clearly after more than a "walk"

Massive bells. Humongous. . .

She means alarm bells ringing like Big Ben.

Red flags there Op.

He's going on walks with someone he can't stand? What a load of big fat hairy bollocks!

Yes, definitely more than a friend and he is trying to mask he fancies her by saying the opposite.

Yes. That's what I'm thinking.
He says he bumped into her and then they went for 'walk'.
but then he says

'shes'a 'pain in the arse'

Really?

Bumped into her where?

Is she a neighbour?

How is this happening so often?

Very suspicious.

He goes for walks on his own.
We bumped into her and she announces that they went for a walk together.
His face was a picture.

Has he always gone for walks on his own?

For now she strokes his ego. .

Then he will be stroking her fanjo. .

Stroking her fanjo?
Oh mfg.

She looks like an old dog.
Not sure if that's either here nor there

I would imagine if he didn't want to walk with her he could find a good reason to excuse himself or walk in a different place maybe?