Sad. Like, a lot sad. For ages. And ages. Whilst playing my INXS album and leaving the toilet door at a ludicrous 45 degree angle. Yip. I would.
FFS.
There is a point, in a relationship of 20+ years when you think....
"marriage is an act of stubbornness. And, I'm not fecking dying before you."
There is more than just bloody mindedness to celebrate? Surely?
give me your things of longevity to celebrate... before I smother my beloved.