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MwahHaHaHa! !

28 replies

RolfsBabyGrand · 21/12/2016 22:46

So the ex who cheated on me, who made life so unpleasant I left the house and spent all my savings starting again, the man who won't give any £ towards DC but has had several foreign holidays, the man who treated me like shit so I couldn't sleep or think straight and lost a ton of weight. Yes him...

Turns out he's realised the OW is a money grabbing bunny boiler. He's took out loans and she's spent it all. He bought a new house for them both and is mortgaged up to the eyeballs. She monitors his phone and whereabouts cos he's an untrustworthy dick. He thinks she's cheating on him because she won't let him near her. He's trapped in an awful relationship.

It all came out in a tearful phone call today.

Oh karma I love you xxxxxx

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RayofSun · 21/12/2016 22:47

Merry ChristmasWink

Crispbutty · 21/12/2016 22:50

Sadly, he's probably still lying to get sympathy.. Or maybe that was just my ex.. Sad

Muddlingalongalone · 21/12/2016 22:50

I dream of this day - Merry Christmas Grin

Splishing · 21/12/2016 22:52

I dream of this day too!! Must be a nice early Christmas present for you. How long did it take him to discover that the grass wasn't as green as he thought it would be??

RolfsBabyGrand · 21/12/2016 22:55

Maybe a bit of that crisp but I have witnessed some of her crazy lady behaviour and him having to scurry round to her orders. It's a wonder to behold, before heading back to my lovely home where I am in control of my own happiness. Ahhh (smug emoticon)

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RolfsBabyGrand · 21/12/2016 22:59

splishing a grand total of 8 months. I've no doubt he'll stick it out with her until she discovers he's cheating again. Could last years, both of them checking each others phones and second guessing about their behaviour. And again mwahhahaha.

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Splishing · 21/12/2016 23:01

Doesn't sound like it's going to be a great secure relationship does it!! At least it's no longer your problem......!

OhBlissOhJoy · 21/12/2016 23:05

Happy Christmas Rolf, sounds like the best present you could have got.
Now, if only I can get similar...

loser102 · 21/12/2016 23:08

Boom!

Forme2016 · 22/12/2016 00:09

Love it!

babycow38 · 22/12/2016 00:21

Brilliant , that is all xxx

Evilstepmum01 · 22/12/2016 00:21

Aaah, enjoy! Grin

CalmItKermitt · 22/12/2016 00:28

Beautiful 😄

Patriciathestripper1 · 22/12/2016 00:38

YES THERE TRULY IS A GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

HappyJanuary · 22/12/2016 01:08

I literally dream of this. Will live vicariously through you until then op. Enjoy!

RedMapleLeaf · 22/12/2016 03:46

What did you say when he told you?

Lunar1 · 22/12/2016 03:55

It couldn't happen to a more deserving couple.

TheresAlwaysTimeForTea · 22/12/2016 03:59

Excellent news for Christmas - God bless us, everyone! Raises glass of mulled Wine

confusionoftheillusion · 22/12/2016 05:39

Gosh

Wallywobbles · 22/12/2016 05:41
Grin
Summerlovinf · 22/12/2016 07:40

Why are you wasting your time accepting phone calls from this guy...try to move on

LemonSqueezy0 · 22/12/2016 08:11

Xmas Wink he's the master of his own destiny! Can you cut him out now, and end on a high or are there DC involved?

hellsbellsmelons · 22/12/2016 08:29

Ahhhhh... the poor precious little snowflake!
Xmas Wink

RolfsBabyGrand · 22/12/2016 08:58

Yep got DC so a bit of phone contact is necessary. Glad I took this call!

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Allofaflumble · 22/12/2016 09:24

All that glitters is not gold. Smile

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