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Original poster

I had sex with my own twin

24 replies

mousiemousie · 15/02/2007 10:53

...and then we had a foursome with dp and his twin.
My twin and I are both pregnant with twins and we do not know who the fathers are.

Has anyone been in a similar situation who could help

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piglit · 15/02/2007 10:53

Jeremy Kyle will sort out all your problems for you. Apparently.

Original poster
mousiemousie · 15/02/2007 10:55

has this happened to him too?

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lissielou · 15/02/2007 10:55

pmsl!

piglit · 15/02/2007 10:57

Allegedly.

Original poster
mousiemousie · 15/02/2007 10:58

ooops just noticed I forgot to change my name

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Tortington · 15/02/2007 11:00

this was done many times yesterday.

FoghornLeghorn · 15/02/2007 11:00

Where has the original thread gone ? Did it get pulled ?

Original poster
mousiemousie · 15/02/2007 11:01

sorry custy, I missed a day on mumsnet and look how behind I have gotten

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Blu · 15/02/2007 11:01

Is that you, MousieMousie?

Original poster
mousiemousie · 15/02/2007 11:02

Blu

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donnie · 15/02/2007 11:03

what happened yesterday? I always miss the scandal!

boobyprize · 16/02/2007 21:45

l.o.l mousiemouse

SexyMadScientist · 16/02/2007 21:46

Well I had sex with a twins nephew and had twins....

themildmanneredjanitor · 16/02/2007 21:46

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ammylovesolivia · 16/02/2007 21:46

WHAT? What was the original about?

pinkchampagne · 16/02/2007 21:48

LOL! Yes get yourself off to Jeremy Kyle with this one!

wurlywurly · 16/02/2007 21:49

read and enjoy

SpaceCadet · 16/02/2007 21:58

im sorry i missed the original thread, i needed a good laugh

Original poster
mousiemousie · 17/02/2007 20:10

I am in fact a size 14/16 talking goat so only other size 14/16 talking goats need really reply as it will be hard for anyone else to really understand what I have been going through.

It all started when certain people thought I was too fat to be taken on as a nanny and VB accused me of making goat eyes at her husband. Now the publicity has all snowballed and I have a huge house and private jet but nobody need fear that this has made me in anyway happy. Still it would be a shame to give up the free clothes! Poor me, life has been so unfair to some of us, we never stood a chance, I remind myself so much of Marilyn Monroe et al almost constantly!

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ammylovesolivia · 17/02/2007 20:12

I'm a size 18 goat, will I do? or am I too plump for you?

Original poster
mousiemousie · 17/02/2007 20:14

rofl

welcome at my table any day!

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JeremyKyle · 17/02/2007 20:15
ammylovesolivia · 17/02/2007 20:18

I read that 'plump nanny' thread with my gob wide open earlier!!

What is wrong with these people?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, back to the goats.......

I'm gonna check on the BF threads bout bitten udders..........

Original poster
mousiemousie · 17/02/2007 20:41

sorry to hear about the udders

luckily giggling about your posts has made me feel 10 years younger and I may even have lost a micro kilo just from laughing alone!!!

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