When I was younger,my mum used to dress me in a bin bag for halloween.she couldn't afford a pumpkin either,so she used to painstakingly carve out the middle of a SWEDE and put a tea light in and a bit of string through to take with me.
one year she forked out for fake scars which she stuck to my face using lemon curd!
I thought I was the only one-until today.I was talking to a sales assistant in a shoe shop who's mum dressed her in a bin bag and carved a swede for her too!
Are there any other bin bag wearing swede takers out there too?