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please help! my dh wants the sound of music!

45 replies

MariaVonTrap · 09/02/2007 21:57

I've been involved in a local production of the sound of music and I've been playing the role of Maria. The thing is, my dh came to watch the performance the other week and he said it turned him on so much that now he wants me to dress up as maria before we have sex and to sing the songs.

help! I'm finding it hard to concentrate on the production now as every time I have to sing I think of my dh.

I've tried telling him I'm not comfortable singing during sex but he's insistant.

OP posts:
filthymindedvixen · 10/02/2007 12:17

is your name MariaVonTripTrap?
ACH, who cares, tis dull on here ATM....

Blandmum · 10/02/2007 12:48

Could be worse, you could be playing a goat!

paulaplumpbottom · 10/02/2007 12:49

I think it sounds like fun? Why don't you give it a go?

SoupDragon · 10/02/2007 12:50

High on a hill lives a lonely goatherd...
(yodelady yodelady yohohoo!)

oxocube · 10/02/2007 17:45

Blossom of snow, may you bloooooom and grow

oxocube · 10/02/2007 17:46

Mmmmm, def fancy the Captain

LieselVentouse · 10/02/2007 20:30

Sorry I must come off this thread as getting seriously turned on

Whizzz · 10/02/2007 20:36

doh a dear.....

Bladee · 10/02/2007 20:37

How big is your wimple?

Whizzz · 10/02/2007 20:37

OOOoo there's nothing worse than a massive wimple

marthamoo · 10/02/2007 20:38

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When your poly's got a kink...

Bladee · 10/02/2007 20:40

wrap me in a curtain and climb a mountain

Marina · 10/02/2007 20:40

You need Madamez's Austrian cousin Frauz to give you some unkinking, Maria

Stiller · 10/02/2007 20:42

How about offering to be Mary Poppins (still Julie Andrews and plenty of songs to sing) - he could be Dick Van Dyke.

Bladee · 10/02/2007 20:42

Happy Face = D'oh wrong film..................................................... erm...................................... I am sixteen............... (well, in my dreams anyway - no-one elses!!!!!!)

Whizzz · 10/02/2007 20:42

this is what you need

marthamoo · 10/02/2007 20:43

I simply remember
My favourite thongs...

Whizzz · 10/02/2007 20:44

sing along you need sound

LieselVentouse · 10/02/2007 20:47

I hate her

SSShakeTheChi · 13/02/2007 07:52

Does she have a lisp or something? Sounds like she's spitting when she sings "stay" or "then".

Yuk-o

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