Trying to make my sex life into a GBBO showstopper - help

[HollySOWOULD]

So i have a big thing about Paul Hollywood. DP is largely tolerant of this, but is starting to draw the line at some of my demands.

He already had a goatee, so that is ok and certainly has got hands that are good at kneading .

I bought that marshmallow shower gel, to make his junk smell of vanilla - for that bake off multi sensory vibe, but he won't even consider sparkly blue contacts. Or a chefs hat. AT ALL.

If those are non starters, what could I try? TIA

You could do a naked cooking session?

I think you could try adding less yeast to the mixture, OP.

Have your efforts judged?

Scouse lessons for chrimbo.

That'll put the wood in his holly.

Have your efforts judged?

Great idea, a kitchen worktop is the perfect height.

judging - what outsiders?
I don't know where I would find a Mary Berry look-a-like who would be game, to be honest!

i have got the SMELL aspect sorted.

Maybe the sound needs working on

Mary Berry lookalike - doesn't matter OP, a short blond wig would do trick, just keep it out of the pancake batter.

Under no circumstances should you have a soggy bottom

Sound - tracks like 'Burn Baby Burn' or 'Beat It' on the CD player?

Maybe you could watch that together in the bedroom, buy some nice butter, see what happens......

or this maybe - keep the whisking for the, er.. finale?