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31 replies

newnameshy · 06/02/2007 15:25

Everyone seems to get pleasure out of it except me. Any tips?

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madamez · 06/02/2007 22:56

Hi newnameshy - not everyone likes getting a good licking. So if you're getting your jollies from penetration and would rather go straight to that then fine, just tell your partner that's what you prefer.
However, if none of it's doing very much for you and you think that oral is going to take you where you've never gone before.. given that it is widely regarded as the best way to get a woman off, maybe you and your partner would benefit from a couple of good books and a couple of porn films. OK, if you have ehtical objections to porn films then don't bother, but if you're not distressed by them, quite a lot feature prolonged fanjo-licking which might give your DP some tips. Also, tell him not to bite. And combining fingers and tongue often works well.

Oh, and if you are a teenage boy looking for jollies (which I don't particularly think you are) then I hope you enjoyed this posting. If you want steering to more full-on websites, just ask.

Heathcliffscathy · 06/02/2007 22:59

I want steering to 'more full-on websites'

what are they?

DetentionGrrrl · 07/02/2007 07:54

if it is a 16 yr old boy, at least we're training him up!

PinkTulips · 07/02/2007 12:00

exactly

not a bad thing if some young lad wants tips... lucky girlfriend

Caligula · 07/02/2007 12:12

Yes I feel we're doing a social duty...

ItsMeMellowma · 07/02/2007 12:14

knowledge is power

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