Following on from the HIALRIOUS sex thread

[Whoooosh]

....what toys do you have/recommend/can't live without?

ohhhhh ok

Why have a bit of plastic up you when you can have the real thing and intense clitoral stimulation with one of these?

Believe me, the Rabbit is far from the only thing out there!

Get adventurous!

Visit your nearest Ann Summers rep.

IIRC, there's a member on here who is an Ann Summers rep.

Learn to love your body and your body will thank you.

TeeCee
I need to ask a delicate question here.

Is the cock ring, erm, expandable?

For the . . . erm, larger endowed gentleman .

Ha ha Teecee - that's sold out! Lots of very excited MNers putting in their orders (actually, MN Towers, do we get a MN discount with this company?!)

Oooh, lucky you, Expat!

Depends what you like and what your circumstances are. OK there is not actually a shop where you can go and test out various models for... er.. real - not even SH! go that far. Generally things that stimulate your, er, little man in the boat rather than your tunnel of lurve work better (the vagina has most of its nerve endings in the outer part, huge great long things to shove up there don't do the trick for many ladies unless you have a specific taste for really deep penetration).
However, some models are noticeably noisier than others, and if you go to an Anne Summers party you will be able to at least hear how loud the vibros are - and indeed try them on your fingertip or the tip of your nose (I know this sounds mental but actually - honestly the tip of your nose is similar in sensitivity terms to your clit - sorry, secret-love-pearl.)
And I've always preferred the tongue-type vibros to the 'rabbit' ones anywa. They might look yucky but they work for me.

Bin Ann Summers off, and start saving for Coco de Mer

Yes it's expandable. Very stretchy and very comfy and very, very nice

Satine
I once told a friend of mine, who dates exclusively African-American, 'everything you hear about Scotsmen . . . . . ... . .

is TRUE' .

Erm, now you mention it, I could possibly agree or arrange a MN discount on a particular new product \link{http://www.monkeyspanker.co.uk} of this type. Want me to try? SHould I contact MN admin direct?

I just might be able to persuade DH, TeeCee .

I like toys.

Cuffs, threesomes, pooing, anal, weeing, nah.

But toys, yeah, those are fun!

Persuade him, seriously, persuade him, and then come back and thank me

teecee coco de mer is a bloody fortune
and the tally ho aparatus - scenes of helmut newton photographs.

ROFL at Quad 'more like a rabbit'.

Ooooh, I like Coco De Mer

Paddles, kitty? Do you play tabletennis?

I've got a PSP. Oh, sorry.

toys? who needs toys when you have 2 bodies to play with

I thought you said that was a bad idea, np?

Are you stalking me?

You may wish to buy Buzz fresh wipes

whats a bad idea

?

only if you want me to

having 2 bodies to play with.

you'll have to run to keep up.

2 bodies = mine and his

DOH! I thought you were being unselfish!

you ahve to be a teeny bit selfish , sometimes