There's a smell in me kitchen, what am i gonna do?

[jampot]

Ive changed the bin, cleaned the dishwasher, washing machine in currently on (washing, not having period) cant find the source

(in between giggling bouts) Could be poltergeist activity/amorous stalker with peculiar tastes leaving moldy bouquet somewhere... or (as frequently happens to me) a small spud/onion/bit of vegetable peeling has escaped down the back of an appliance/under a cuplboard and is decaying ickily.

I once left an Indian takeaway in a cupboard for a week. It wasn't me who found it but apparently it was close to taking itself off out to the bins.

Try joss sticks?

PS PMSL at Happy Daddy!

Divorce the bastard! (But spray him with Febreze in the meantime)