Tracey Emin: 'The stone I married is beautiful and dignified – it will never let me down'

[Hillfarmer]

From today's Grauniad.

I'm with Tracey. Anyone else?

i might marry my cheese plant.

Soneone should tell her if it rolls on her foot its a massive red flag and she should leave the bastard.

She's fucking mental.

You think? shes a millionaire - happen shes pretty on the ball and laughing all the way to the bank.

A sham marriage?

Well, I think that there will be a lot less of that beautiful mystery of discovering an other being, with a stone. A lot less mutual support. It seems a shame to miss out on that, in a marriage.

Never really understood her 'art' before, unlikely that I will ever get it. Very unsophisticated, moi. [shrug]

Mick Jagger??

I really like her. Best wishes to them!

Yeah Olddear keep away from Rolling Stones, deffo.

Probably the stone is worth a lot less than 'My Bed'

I had a fling with a rock, it's over now. We've both moved on......

Rock on Tracey!

I had a thing with a stone once, had to end it though as they were far too shy. Just wished they could have been a little boulder.

Must

Ask the local gentry
And they will say it's sedimentary..

When it refuses to communicate about pebbledashing the loo, will we accuse it of stonewalling?

I had a fling with a stone. Broke two windows and gave me shingles.

I want to marry my cat.😻

Will the kids be a chip off the old block?

Is she planning to build her house on it?

It's no laughing matter. It was very rocky for a while and I wanted to start afresh with a clean slate.

If Tracey was marrying a cheese would it be Eminthal?

That's gneiss dear ....