Ladies and DIY...and i don't mean putting up shelves!

[DetentionGrrrl]

Since stopping breasfeeding, i have started to have those lovely horny feeling again (i can just about recall them!)

Spent too long yesterday looking at pictures of Danny Dyer (google him, it's worth it) and have even thought about masturbating again (i haven't done since i as pregnant and couldn't reach!)

Truth be told, DP's sex drive is minimal to say the least, and if i don't have an orgasm soon i may explode.

SO- if you do, how do you find the time, where, and can you recommend a quiet sex toy?(It was never this complicated before the baby!)

I bet nobodies replied because you're all looking at pictures of Danny Dyer

who the heck is danny dyer?

He's a cheeky cockney actor. He gets his bottom out in a film i watched the other day. I have burned the image onto my brain

Ann summers do a fab little vibe that is for clit only, the clit kit, it has a few different attachments, very quiet, hope this helps

fantasising and my own fingers do it for me every time

Oh good luck DG, this post reminds of the episode of "sex and the city" where Samantha "loses" her orgasm! Did anyone see it? I hope you find yours, as Woody Allen said - masturbation is sex with someone you love! I remember the effect of stopping BF too

Some vibrators do sound a bit like a bike revving up outside. However, keeping it under a nice thick duvet and playing some suitable music can help muffle the buzzing - your ecstatic shrieks are another matter.
Though some models of vibrator can (allegedly) interfere with the neighbours' tellywatching...