Exdh Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha.....

[Nellythekneenibbler]

Abusive and controlling for many years but still his tentacles try to reach into my life since our divorce. This has been the most amusing circumstance to date. He gave our ds a Tescos clubcard keyfob to give to me, so that I should use it on every shop and he can collect the points!!! Errrr, methinks, nope.

What a tool!

lol :) Tesco clubcards are crap anyway. :)

He is seriously deluded

Ooo, now, go get yourself one, swap the fob on the key and return it to knob head.

He won't know you've swapped it and he'll unknowingly gather points for you.

Re-register it in your name or change the address to yours

no a tool is useful

he is an empty wine box unrecyclable (in my area) and no redeeming features suitable only for rage stamping and binning

Just use it when buying condoms, steak and fine wines. Should make his bonus coupons interesting.

Buy the most Odd, outlandish and embarrassing things you can and use it. Tesco use the card to send you vouchers and gather information about you.
Small size condoms, plus size tampons kY jelly and so on. And nothing but that so it distorts his customer profile.

use it on lube and hemorrhoid cream? deny all knowledge

does he online shop? it will show up in his favorites buy baby stuff pregnancy tests and all sorts

Also a good way to monitor your spending, checking to see that you aren't spending the maintenance money on gin and fags.

Sneaky bastard

extra large condoms make him wonder what your doing?

Send it back in an envelope, insert note

No point me having this as I don't shop at such stores any longer

He can pick the bones out of that

But yes agree with other poster, get your own key fob and swap them

You could use it to get at him, mumsnet style. Each week, buy a pack of biscuits. The same ones each time (though obviously over the minimum spend). Scan the card with them, each and every time.

Crackers would be even more apt :o

He doesnt sound very bright and Im not sure I'd be laughing at him even though I can understand why you'd want to.

Sanchar's point about monitoring the spending is interesting, though. Maybe not such a tool, after all.

We had a clean-break divorce, there's no maintenance spending for him to monitor. I like the idea of the card swap, very clever.