Right, this is what I want. Its not too much to ask is it?

[RudeElf]

Man
Straight
30ish plus
Appreciative of sarcasm
Willing to be a step parent to my DC (BIG ask, i know)
No sexist/racist/homophobe/disablist tendencies
Happy enough with the odd meal/ movie out.
Not averse to marriage.
Must cook.

Thats not a lot is it? There must be someone local to me that fits that description. And if so could he please come and knock my front door because i dont get out much anymore.

Thanks grobag. That is a good list. Cant let spare as i rent and it ismt allowed but the rest i should be able to work on. I do have a small social circle which is largely down to the same issue, just not free to get out so much. But i'm sure i can do something im not already doing. Lunchtime dates would be lovely. Have to meet someone i want to date first though i have done online dating (depressing!) and am currently on tinder but i dont actually understand tinder. People match you then dont chat