the great, good, bad or mediocre - yeh yeh yeyhey the sex thread..

[suzycreamcheese]

dont have the time to post properly atm, thought i'd see who is interested in this? can come back later to join in properly....

Suzy, don't worry, no-one will worry about your posts. I think today should have shown you that this lot are very ope minded.

My problem is that being a man, it's very easy to misinterpret my posts as having ulterior motives.

No it is not my genuine name fgs! How likely am I to ask for sex therapy help using my real name?

we are here under 'real names' thats all; it is under cover of internet ...

HD thanks!
when i have time for break i guess i just wander...to stop thinking about all child / child related stuff..and genuinely think that sahm has had effect of raised libido for me!

okay then another poster, but something at least more imaginative than a n other

Suzy, i'm lucky. Being a bloke, I always think about such things .

i know i've probably had to work harder at it than you, but its nice work to have to do!!

You call it work? LOL

Oh I meant AP is not my genuine Mumsnet name. I am a "known" Mumsnetter iyswim.

It is OK, I will leave my question for another time. I just saw some other threads with issues discussed and wondered if I could get my issue discussed here.

hd i like homework..

ap sorry came out wrong it is for that for anything, of course

That kind of homework i can do all day. Erm not that that's meant to sound like a boast. Oh.. oh dear.

hd go on have little boast! me too..sometines would be at it all day if i could get away with it..
ap - where are you? whats eating you? can we help, dont get funny now...

cant be hanging around here for ever, dp groaning at my plan for yet another early night, but knows deep down sort of no choice
worry about wearing mr creamcheese out!

I'm not boasting at all.

My heart bleeds for poor mr creamcheese.

so it should its a tough life for him no real choice, good sort though and gets into it alright when pushed ... school report style!

School report?

yeh, thought it sounded like something the gym teacher would write in my report card! and inneundo of course!

Ahh right. Didn't go to a convent school did you?

no thank the lord

yeh me too pann throat deep

suzy!

sorry wasn't ignoring you previously. deepthroat is a bit provocative for a parenting website, and whilst playful, strikes me as a bit tasteless. that's all.

I think deepthroat was actually a reference to a famous CIA spy, not the porn film.

so is this where we go when the kids gom to sleep!!! .............i love spy films!

Oh another one?

was it? Do you think?

deepthroat - he was in insider in whitehouse giving the two journalist blokes off washington post (berner & ?) all relevant info to nail nixon in watergate scandal usa early 70's

no offence taken pann, thinking its me, am probably in wrong place..